what a long weekend. i think it would have been better if someone didn't steal my goddamn duvet cover from the laundry room. who does that? i live in the same damn building. people irritate me. this was made even more obvious by the fact that someone stole from me where i live. shitheads.
then this morning i was up for no reason at all at 3:30. at first i thought it was the return of t-rex, but then i realized it was just a nightmare that he did return. where is that guy anyway? who cares. as long as i can live without him for a couple days, i'm a-okay. oh. back to my original gripe. when you have to get up very early ... in fact, when it is too early to be alive one must compromise with the elements. a while back good ol' anna sent me a link to someone's fun website with all sorts of fun stuff on it that i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. one of which was a damn bacon alarm clock! it sent my heart aflutter. it really did.
so basically you wake up when you don't want to, but wait! there's a surprise! delicious bacon waiting for you! how sweet. wake n' bacon!!
this is me at the crack of dawn:
... what's this? what's going on over thar?
oh! hello. there it is. the bacon surprise. how sweet.
here's why the clock was made! it's quite touching, actually:
"No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish."
true story! i've never seen any jewish people eat bacon. well, actually i did but they shall remain nameless ...
now, as a side note: when you write 'wakey wakey, eggs and bakey' is that how you spell it? i've always been curious about that. it's really the type of thing you have to say out loud to get.
also, i want to note that when i first saw this curious feat of alarm clock/breakfast machine it made me happy. it must have gotten very popular in the last month cuz it was featured on a bunch of websites. holla! those boys is s.m.a.r.t.
oooh. you know what's also exciting? new year's eve! horay! PPP is joining us from detroit at the fix! i might fall over and die from excitement. i've been looking forward to this nite for a very, very long time. plus lifesavas are opening. it's going to be so live!