i like.

i want to take a moment to talk about how much i like this lolcat. they haven't been very funny lately, due to the fact that people on the internet are complete morons. present company excluded. but this one is just so perfect. yes!



when i start working at the humane society i'm totally going to sneak in white castles for all teh fuzz heads!

WANT/NEED.

it must be important cuz that title was in all muthafucking caps, son!

srsly though. I really enjoy inanimate toys that do stuff. like rock back and forth and basially nothing else. but this one takes the cake cuz it meows and stuff. what I wouldn't give for a meowing toy!

this is the Yura Koro Tamago Meow Cat, the Tora Edition. I need to spend some precious monies on this baby. image is via http://www.kidrobot.com

no caturday? srsly.

whatever. i'm boycotting this malicious caturday boycott. how could they!???

I mean, cats do rule the internet but an entire day? no winston? no maru? not one single keyboard cat montage? no cheezburgers? what the fuck am I supposed to do? jesus. I don't really want to look at dogs, so I guess I'll look at cute little hams ... even though what I really want is a cat playing in a box. my heart is broken.

fuck those guys. cats do rule the internets.

nice.

I spent this weekend up in the woods somewhere near newport. it was super pretty. we celebrated and got super drunk basically for two whole days. good times. swam in a little pond at some ungodly hour and then polluting the hot tub with our dirty paws. weee!! kel and gabe got married and the fiasco continued until the wee hours. I went swimming for like half a minute, the next thing I know I'm waking up to the smell of wine tequila in the room. oops.

oh and I totally caught a teeny black bat that was hanging tough near the rafters in the house. he was so cute! ian proclaimed he resembled a fuzzy meatball, I concur. his little ass face was adorable! little tiny teeth complete with tiny little mouth. oh man. he was keeeeyooot. anyway. good times were had by all.

I am still recovering and have bruises all over. horay.

btw.

please see my new eyebrow cat friend. why can't ALL animals come with fuzzy eyebrows?